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yesings: what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:28:54 -0400

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:27:06 -0400

earl-grey-girl: HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:10:54 -0400

earl-grey-girl:

HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY

So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!

If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)

Reblog as many times as you’d like

Likes count!

And you don’t have to follow unless you want to

No giveaway blogs please

Shipping will be covered, you don’t have to worry about that

Ends June 25th!

When someone turns on the light when you're sleeping.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:09:54 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

heavymetallecturemonster: someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:09:39 -0400

heavymetallecturemonster:

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

boy moans are so nice

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:06:36 -0400

boy moans are so nice

"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:01:27 -0400

“We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.”

- Kifah Shah (via ciscokiddd)

urdchama: purplesmauge: crowleysdelicateass: popsible: I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:51:40 -0400

urdchama:

purplesmauge:

crowleysdelicateass:

popsible:

I love this new trend of actresses calling reporters out on their bullshit.

Can I just, Renner’s face is the second and third frames. He’s so disappointed in the male race at that moment. And so proud of Scarlett.

Scarlett Johansen, you are badass.

GUUUUURRRLLLLL

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:43:25 -0400

millennium-lily: And that’s the most frustrating thing about...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:34:36 -0400

millennium-lily:

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.
(x)

This is actually a really good way to explain it, I think.

venn kanji: 忍

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:23:23 -0400

julieyumi:

刃 - やいば - yaiba - blade
+
心 - こころ - kokoro - heart
=
忍(ぶ) - しの(ぶ) - shino(bu) - to conceal, endure
忍(び) - しの(び) - shino(bi) - spy, ninja
忍(者) - にん(じゃ) - nin(ja) - ninja
忍(耐) - にん(たい) - nin(tai) - endurance, perseverance, patience

fasterfood: i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:59:18 -0400

fasterfood:

i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say

princeofparis: I need this shirt

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:25:51 -0400

princeofparis:

I need this shirt

rlmjob: Have you ever seen someone so hot your brain was just like lol I wish I was dead

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:21:21 -0400

rlmjob:

Have you ever seen someone so hot your brain was just like lol I wish I was dead

SORRY FOR THIS SPAM FOLLOWERS

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:22:00 -0400

Since it was requested. Here we go:

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

Oh…well the couch would be more comfortable and I’ve seen “Little Children” and doing it on a dryer seems sexay. Hmm so in order: Couch, Dryer, Counter.

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

Never had one.

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Tobias (Four) from Divergent…mhmmmm

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

Oh fuck…uh…some good hentai…my bf…ehh…artistic porn…you know that romantic shit?

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

Around my family

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

…it never happened

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

I dunno, when some dude kinda readjusted himself in his seat and tugged his pants down a bit since they were bunched up…I dunno man…I was mesmerized.

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other

I guess rope…if not some type of cloth…

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

X-Art or touching myself

10: Top or bottom?

Either is fine really.

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________

We were about do nothing but then my mom came in and made us do shit

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

One is good but the more the merrier

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

Things…

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

Haven’t gotten one

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

Uh…

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

nothing…no one has tried to perform anything sexual with me. Hahahaha

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yeah…and *shrugs* As expected. I am…DELICIOUS!

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

If you’re in a exclusive committed relationship and know each other’s sexual histories and have been tested and are using some other form of contraceptive to prevent unwanted pregnancy; then yes by all means go bare baby

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

Never had a sexy teacher. It’s a shame. That’s one of my favorite fantasies.

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Whipped cream, I guess

21: How big is too big:

Um…like…from my hand to my elbow…because thats…no…just no

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

I don’t think I would like anal. Or like licking parts that you normally wouldn’t lick…like armpits or feet…or some sh-…I dunno…what am I talking about…oh god…

23: Biggest turn on:

~~A big penis~~ Hands I guess. I really like hands and smiles. Yeah.

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

Uh…there is this spot on the ceiling that when I stare at it for a long time and it looks like its moving then I blink and then it’s right where it was and that shit is aggravating because I swear that thing is moving. Yeah….that’s the only spot

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

During a presentation you’re making, I’m guessing.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

God yes, OH YES, UGHHH MOANS….yes O_O I love that shit

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

I have the best sexual ideas EVER!

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

When you get sore…man

29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:

That I had a great butt.

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

Um..

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

Nut…as in orgasm. Gosh I don’t get sexual jargon. Um…it won’t feel satisfying if you don’t nut. You must nut. You must nut that cracker and spread that cheese all over it.

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

Sing like a beautiful angel,…

33: What your favorite part of your body:

My hands. Though I don’t really like them but they are my favorite part nonetheless.

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

Kissing and cuddling, squeezing and rubbing

35: Love ?

That’s all there is baby. Nothing but love.

36: What do you wear to bed?

These days since it’s so hot. Just a thin shirt and some underwear.

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

When I was really young, I dunno.

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Wouldn’t you like to know…

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Never

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

Only if we’re alone

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

No. It’s just gotta be two and only two. I guess I’m possessive.

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

Nope

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

Nope, not my style

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

I don’t know a specific song. Well first one that popped into my head was Chris Brown’s Take You Down. But, R&B definitely. Or classical music, something light and instrumental maybe. Why do we need music again?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

Deep voices, hands, suits

47: Most attractive celebrity?

Orlando Bloom and many more

48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?

I watch it all

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

Non-existent.

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

I would kill them if they did O_O

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

Pretty much everything besides the things that do make me horny.

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

Yeah, but they’re fading. I don’t really care for them unless they’re brought to my attention =__= and no one has had a problem with it

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

I don’t think I’d hate it but I’ve never tried.

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Depends, they can be really sexy

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

It would be my perverse pleasure.

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Spicy things…that shit might burn man…

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

Well there isn’t much. Just the private posts I make.

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

Dude, I’m going to over use that ryan reynolds gif…

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

I dunno. Maybe. I don’t have much to hide but…you know my private posts. Second thought, maybe not.

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

Yeah

61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?

A porn star definitely.

62: Do you watch porn?

Yup, watched some today matter of fact.

63: How small is too small?

I’ve seen small, so I would say…small. Yeah. Small is too small. I mean…are there standards? I mean if I can hold it completely in my hand…O_O what am I…oh gosh 😳

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Yeah, and because I am indeed a freak

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

No one gave me my last kiss.

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

I don’t think he would like that since his phone is cool and he likes it

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Nah, not really…does that mean fully naked? Nah…underwear is a must.

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Nah…I wouldn’t mind 😏

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

No…

70: Booty or Boobs?

Oh man the boobs, the boobies. Oh yeah, dem boobies

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

Stanley. Don’t ask.

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

Nope ;A;

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Nope and I never will.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

Dr. Sexified

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

Ew.

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

I would have burned that shit down and tossed it out the window

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

OH MAN FAP LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. FAPPING ALL DAY AND NIGHT BABAY! Fap some more. Play with it. Pee. Get an apple pie (jk)

I AM GOING TO REGRET REBLOGGING THIS SO MUCH

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:48:14 -0400

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

10: Top or bottom?

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

21: How big is too big:

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

23: Biggest turn on:

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"

33: What your favorite part of your body:

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed?

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

47: Most attractive celebrity?

48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?

62: Do you watch porn?

63: How small is too small?

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

70: Booty or Boobs?

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

Park Sunga

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:46:40 -0400

Park Sunga

drunkfeferi: I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)Then fucked senseless until...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:30:55 -0400

drunkfeferi:

I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)
Then fucked senseless until I’m screaming (◠‿◠✿)
Then cuddled and held all night long to keep nightmares away (◕‿◕✿)

"My solitude doesn’t depend on the presence or absence of people; on the contrary, I hate who steals..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:28:10 -0400

“My solitude doesn’t depend on the presence or absence of people; on the contrary, I hate who steals my solitude without, in exchange, offering me true company.”

- Friedrich Nietzsche (via amarling)

commandereverdeen: WHAT’S UP INTERNET If you’re a gamer, you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:25:39 -0400

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

I am only shipping to the United States (50 states) because international shipping rates are expensive.

Reblogs count, Likes do not. Only one reblog will count per person.

If you make a fake/empty/giveaway/side blog to reblog, you will be disqualified.

I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!